We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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