Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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