is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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