Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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