Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man

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1:48 am: your uglier

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl

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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

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on fire

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(248): View more from Michigan

her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(216): View more from Ohio

Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know

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(702): View more from Nevada

I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.

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(516): View more from New York

I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.

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