Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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