I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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