I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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