Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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