Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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