is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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