We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
