You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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