Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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