Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Will exercising make me less horny?
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