quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Found your dick twin last night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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