Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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