i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
