SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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