her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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