I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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