i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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