i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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