did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
