so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
