But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't turn off my feet"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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