I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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