He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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