We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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