apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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