I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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