Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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