is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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