The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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