Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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