Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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