is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need to stop coming to work sober
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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