whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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