Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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