I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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