i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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