If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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