So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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