would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
