i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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