I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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