WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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