Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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