no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her facebook's as public as her vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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