I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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