Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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