Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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