Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
