I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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